I think he is a soccer player

Last night I was concerned that I was having contractions as my back was aching and I had recurring abdominal pains roughly every 10 minutes. They put me on the monitors and while I wasn't having contractions, the nurse had to keep moving the monitor for Henry as he was even more active than normal. Turns out that I wasn't having contractions, just that Henry decided to shift sides and practice his kung fu all at the same time. I tried to tell him that it was disrespectful of him to kick mommy so hard, but then I remembered I told him he was allowed to move around in there as much as he wanted to as long as he didn't move out.