Conversation recently overheard at the Phillips House:
EJ: You need to eat more vegetables.
Sloan: Is cheese a vegetable?
EJ: No. It's dairy.
Sloan: But it's good for you. Right? So that should count as a vegetable.
EJ: Yeah, no.
Sloan: What about sprinkles?
EJ: Sprinkles are not a vegetable.
Sloan: What if they are different colored sprinkles?
EJ: Still not a vegetable. Neither is cake icing. Even if it's green.
Sloan: Oh.
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