1. You stand in front of your house and wonder why the front door won't unlock when you are pressing the "Unlock" button on your car's remote.
2. Whether you bathe or not is directly correlated to how many people you will see in public and even then is optional.
3. Instead of taking a swig of your early morning Diet Dr. Pepper, you accidentally drink Bud Light at 7am.
4. A can of Pinto Beans suddenly becomes an acceptable dinner.
5. You give up on trying to get your son to keep his pants on.
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