Murphy's Law of Childhood Sickness...

Last week.  When it was still freakin' cold outside. 

Article One:  You are most likely to get the pukes when it is the first week of pseudo-Spring weather (sunny and 60s). 

Article Two:  You are doubly likely to get the pukes if  it is Springlike and you are at school and it is just before your Valentine's Day party and your Mommy is unavailable because she is with your sister at her Kindermusik class.  (Thank God for Daddies.)

Corollary to articles one and two:  If, the above two articles are true, it is also highly likely that Daddy will have to go out of town and Mommy will run out of laundry detergent. 

Article Three:  If, perchance, there are two stomach bugs that are going around, one that is 24 hours long and one that last for days, you will catch the latter.

Praying that Article Four doesn't come into effect:  Freakish Texas snow occurs yet again causing Daddy to be in Dallas into the weekend. 

Corollary to article four:  Mommy loses it from having watched too much "Chuggington" and "Thomas and Friends".  Most likely, this will result in some train related break from reality a la "Inception".