1. Cold Stone Creamery does not have high chairs!
2. No one cares if Mommy is sick and wants to take a nap.
3. Having a puppy is not like having another child. It is much, much harder. ( I just found Henry and Lolly tag-team ripping up magazines from the recycling bin.)
4. That in a cold-induced haze, I would ever sit on the bathroom floor and try to muster up the strength and desire to clean the tub and toilet. And the fact that it is my job to do it would make me cry. And that after ten minutes of sitting on the floor, I'd decide it could go one more day dirty. (When it already has gone one more day dirty several times.)
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