"Umm, Laura? My son just bit your son's ball."
"I know. I know. It's awesome that I'm in bed with you. But it is not play time. It is 2 am."
"Please get your snout out of my crotch."
"I think my son has funny lookin' testicles. Well...I guess testicles, in general, are funny lookin'."
"If forced to, I'd rather see a naked ugly woman than a naked ugly man."
1 comment:
Entirely TOO FUNNY!!
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