Who sleeps like this?

I have not fed the dog chocolate. She actually has become quite the lady (if you discount the constant licking of her crotch). She is pretty much potty trained and only goes in the house if she starts to whine to go out and I'm in the middle of doing something important like bathing Henry or going to the potty myself. She also now "sleeps in" until 7 am. (My consideration of 7am as "sleeping in" is a tell-tale sign of my age. Argh.)

So do not go a-calling PETA. She just sometimes gets on my last nerve. I am ready for her puppy teeth to fall out, but all in due time. I will say that my constant carrying of a water gun to squirt her with has helped. I'm considering getting a holster.